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Friday 29 November 2013

Battle of the Damned

"The Walking Dredd"


Ever wondered who would win in a fight between Zombies and Killer Robots? Of course you have, it is the fundamental question we as a society have been pondering for decades, and now (finally), the two are pitted against each other in this action/sci-fi caper.

Battle of the Damned takes place inside a contaminated city, where a deadly virus outbreak has turned most of the civilians into flesh-eating freaks. Max Gatling (Dolph Lundgren) is sent into the zone to rescue a particular female survivor (Melanie Zanetti), who has managed to stay alive with a small bunch of misfits.

When Max attempts to complete his mission, though, he is hindered not only by the army of walking dead that seek to devour him, but also Duke (David Field) the leader of the group of survivors - who doesn’t take kindly to this muscle-headed usurper. When all the odds seem against him, Max receives support from an unlikely gaggle of homicidal robots!

Nerdgasms will flow through the viral world at the plot of this movie, and rightly so. An action film starring Dolph Lundgren that pits Zombies against Killer Robots, surely if ever there was a recipe for success? However, the lukewarm result will see many viewers damning this particular battle.

The action is intense and the special effects are decent, but there is no depth to the story. Attempts at making emotional connections to the characters are tenuous, whilst the main arc of the movie seems unfulfilling. Also, the film opts for a short running time, leaving barely any prologue to what caused the viral outbreak, and no sense of intimation about the future.

Fans of action sci-fi, like I Robot or The Terminator films, should approach this film with caution. It will not deliver on an emotional or intellectual level, and should be seen more as a Battle L.A or Skyline attempt - films that fell way below their potential.

Battle of the Damned, whilst providing some adrenaline fuelled chase scenes and gun fights, fails to elevate itself above being mere cannon fodder in the genre, and will leave audiences not giving a damn.

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Tuesday 1 October 2013

Siberian Education

Recently reviewed Siberian Education for UK Film Review.

It was a really compelling Drama, starring John Malkovich, about a group of outcasts living in Soviet Russia.
Check it out!

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Thursday 12 September 2013

PHANTOM

"This Is The Captain Speaking"


Ed Harris and David Duchovny star in this naval thriller, about a Soviet submarine that finds itself on course with the annihilation of the world.

Captain Demi (Harris) is a nearly-retired patriot who is respected by his crew of sailors. Having recently returned home from a mission, Demi is ordered back out onto the seas in a boat he once crashed, taking with him some delicate cargo. Guarding this cargo is Bruni (Duchovny) and his gun-wielding goon, and the two of them hold the future of the Soviet Republic.

The “Phantom” is a device that can copy the signal of another ship and relay it to an enemy, making them think they are chasing another country’s submarine. Bruni plans to use this device in order to start a nuclear war between the Soviet’s enemies.

Almost entirely set inside the steel tubes of this archaic submarine, Phantom is a pulsating thriller that creates a tense and claustrophobic atmosphere, whilst engaging with a full-throttle plot.

Ed Harris is phenomenal. His performance determines the film, elevating it above a mere game of battleship, into a full-on war game. Surrounding him, there is also some heavy-hitting talent; Duchovny playing an unlikely villain, and William Fichtner playing Harris’ enduringly loyal Second-in-Command.

Whilst the acting talent is ship-shape, and the film’s aesthetic/atmosphere is plain sailing, the pace of the story needed some extra knots, languishing about during the opening third. This being said, Phantom delivers a worthwhile sea-faring adventure that combines political mutiny with overt heroism - a combination some may find leaves them feeling sea-sick, but most will salute.

(That’s it, I’m all out of sea puns, sea ya’ later, man overboard).

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Wednesday 11 September 2013

Manhattan

"Witty Allen"


A phenomenal story comes to Blu-ray, with Woody Allen’s timeless comedy about a New York writer whose interpersonal relationships create complex, and revealing, situations.



Allen plays Isaac, a forty-something cultural intellectual and semi-successful writer, with a lesbian ex-wife (Meryl Streep), a teenage girlfriend (Mariel Hemingway), and the hots for a woman he despises (Diane Keaton) - who happens to be his best friend’s (Michael Murphy) mistress.



You would need an impressive flow-diagram (and acumen) to successfully depict all the varying trysts and emotions rolling around in Allen’s bittersweet take on modern relationships. The story delves deep into human nature, revealing its insatiable appetite for self-destruction and the way our urges not only define our character, but ruin our chances at happiness.



But, through this chaos and self-exploration come some exquisite comedy scenes that have secured their place in cinematic treasure-land, displaying Allen’s genius at capturing the hilarity of love and other things.




With dialogue that overlaps, and a star-studded cast utilizing a naturalistic acting style, Manhattan reaches levels rarely seen in a human comedy like this. Allen’s style and influence has undoubtedly shaped the course of cinema, and Manhattan is a superb example of just how much.



Picturesque seventies New York, outrageously corny montages of couples in the park, and the blithering wonderings of Isaac as he cynically ponders on the minutia; it would be easy to dismiss Manhattan’s legacy as being overrated schmaltz. However, any lover of true cinema will see the brilliance in this movie, how it is a celebration of the cinematic form. From the witty banter and character nuances, to the loving depiction of the Manhattan streetscapes, Allen douses his film in artistry and devotion.


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PAIN & GAIN

The muscle-bound comedy/action starring Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson - PAIN & GAIN.

Read my review at www.ukfilmreview.co.uk - or click the PAIN & GAIN title above.

RUSH

Out This Friday! It's Ron Howard's RUSH...

Starring Chris Hemsworth, Olivia Wilde and Daniel Brühl. Click the big RUSH in the title above.

Friday 10 May 2013

The Master



“Masterful Manipulation”

Philip Seymour Hoffman and Joaquin Phoenix give the performances of their careers, in this outstanding outing from esteemed director Paul Thomas Anderson.

Unfairly dubbed as the “scientology” movie, The Master is loosely based on that controversial cult’s founder, Lancaster Dodd (Hoffman) aka The Master - a charismatic and manipulative orator of The Cause. Phoenix plays Freddie, a veteran sailor who struggles to re-enter civilized society after returning home, instead spending his days inebriated and causing havoc. During one of his benders, he finds himself on a boat with The Master, and soon seeks out his salvation.

Anderson directs this fascinating character piece with a sophisticated surrealism, veering into an unnatural shot style that creates a disturbing atmosphere. Moments of scripted stand-offs between Hoffman’s intellectual lectures and Phoenix’s slurred ramblings are intense and gripping, delving into the complicated nature of their relationship - at one time father/son another teacher/student.

Tone and setting are authentically subtle, with minor references to time and space, whilst allowing the enduring themes to keep the film relevant. Arguably, the film’s proclivity for quick cuts and stops make the storytelling frustrating, however, anyone in-tune with Anderson’s There Will Be Blood will already be used to this style, and will revel in it.

Whilst Anderson’s filmmaking is undoubtedly incredible, The Master finds its strength in its two central performers. Hoffman and Phoenix engage in a fierce battle of wits and emotions that makes the film one of the best in recent years.

Thursday 21 March 2013

Fast and Furious 5 (2011)



“Vomit Inducing”

After one too many recommendations, I put aside my palpable dislike for the Fast and Furious franchise, and watched number 5 - on the basis that if so many people were saying I should watch it, there must be something to it. And there is!

Fast and Furious 5 has the most vomit-inducing acting I have witnessed in a feature film for a long time. At points, when Vin Diesel is attempting some quasi-moody-anti-hero with a close-up of his inner turmoil, it’s like watching Uncle Fester from the Addams Family sitting on the toilet, pushing out a big one. Honestly, this film reeks of amateur melodrama, and cringing “brotherly-love”.

The film’s other lead, Paul Walker, roams around like Bashful from the Seven Dwarves - bumbling through a god-awful script, and smirking like a lobotomised CK model.

And where is this dramatic move away from the previous films that I was told about? Fast 5 is just like all the others: flimsy, ridiculous plotlines, with shiny cars, shiny girls, and shiny muscles. The whole franchise is like a formula made up by Nuts magazine: naked girls + expensive super cars + bewildering images = gullible audiences.

Apart from the acting, the story, the script, the music, the locations, and every other important part of filmmaking, Fast and Furious 5 is an AMAZING movie. It’s like Citizen Kane meets The French Connection, only miles better (!)

Thursday 31 January 2013

The Apartment (1960)


“It’s brilliant…filmwise”

Flawless comedy starring Jack Lemmon and Shirley MacLaine, about a lowly office worker (Lemmon) who allows his superiors at work to use his apartment for their secret affairs.

Lemmon plays C. C. Baxter, an eager-to-please pencil-pusher, whose private life is being ruined by his bosses, who are constantly taking advantage of him. Pushing Baxter out of his apartment at all hours of the day or night, drinking all his booze, and causing him to have the reputation of a scallywag with his neighbours, Baxter only continues with this horrendous“working relationship” in order to further his own career.

Conflict strikes though, when Baxter falls for a spunky elevator girl called Fran (MacLaine), who is having an affair with one of Baxter’s bosses…in Baxter’s apartment! As Baxter toes the line between flexible employee and friend to Fran, his apartment becomes the battle ground for an all-out drama.

Wonderfully witty and superbly scripted, The Apartment is a true comedy classic. Whilst the jokes are delivered with a sophisticated sharpness, there is a strong undercurrent of tragedy emanating from the two central characters. Baxter’s predicament leaves him dangerously depressed, whilst Fran’s complicated affair becomes the film’s most poignant storyline.

Unforgettably brilliant.

Monday 21 January 2013

Prometheus (2012)




Ridley Scott and Noomi Rapace talk about the sci-fi film of the year.

For anyone who remembers the alien exploding out of John Hurt’s chest, or Harrison Ford terminating replicants, Ridley Scott will need no introduction. The man is a living legend amongst the film world, having directed some of the most influential movies of all time (see Blade Runner, Alien, Robin Hood, Thelma and Louise etc). This year sees the return of Scott to the enduring world of science-fiction, with a new crew, a new leading lady, and a new ship, namely: Prometheus.

“I loved going back to science fiction and I really loved being in the studio too,” says Scott “I hadn’t done a studio film for a while because Robin Hood was almost entirely shot on location and I really loved being in the studio for Prometheus. It all went very well indeed and I’m very happy with the result.” Having been released on June 1st, the wait is very much over, but the excitement continues at cinemas across London, and the world. The film follows the journey of a scientific crew, aboard the aforementioned ship, going in search of answers to the universe, only to come across a terrifying alien threat. The film tackles some weighty scientific notions and themes, as Scott reveals:

“We’re exploring some big ideas here. For us to be sitting here now had to have so many elements occur in the right way over the millennia, three billion years or so, and for that to happen, was some entity…involved? So the question becomes ‘God or not God?’. Or are we simply a Petri dish? And if we’re a Petri dish, we’re a Petri dish of something. If we are a Petri dish of something, who was that? It’s much larger than we are.”

Whilst Scott’s return to science-fiction was heavily desired amongst film fans, there are similarities between Prometheus and some of his earlier films. One of which comes in the form of Swedish actress, Noomi Rapace, playing the Scott-style leading woman. Rapace talks about the influence Scott had on her personally, “I remember when I saw Thelma and Louise and I was so young, I was like, ‘Oh, what is this? I’ve never seen anything like this.’ I was 12 or something. I think it’s incredible how he works.” She continues, “He has a very clear vision but at the same time he’s very open and if I would come up with a better idea, he would say, ‘Well, yeah, let’s try that’. It’s like we were creating something together every day and that was just amazing to be part of.”

This camaraderie forms an important part of the film, and the bonding between the actors is clear to see. “Ridley found a fantastic mix of people for this project and it was pure joy to work with them because they are amazing actors.” Says Rapace, “We did a lot of ad-lib and every scene came to life with this amazing group of people. I certainly don’t see myself as the lead. You know ‘here comes the lead and this is my scene.’ It wasn’t like that. It was very much what we all created together. There was Idris Elba and Michael (Fassbender), who are both fantastic, and I felt very lucky because I was surrounded by people who are just amazing, incredible actors.”

Indeed, the performances in Prometheus rival any of Scott’s previous films, including the notorious portrayal of lead woman Ripley (of the Alien films) by Sigourney Weaver. Rapace takes on the lead role of Elizabeth Shaw, a woman dedicated to faith as much as science, and commented on the differences/similarities between her and Ripley; “I think Shaw is more feminine in a way. She’s a scientist, an archaeologist. I think that Ripley was, in a way, harder from the start and from the beginning and she was a loner. Shaw starts this journey with Holloway [Logan Marshall-Green] and she loves him. They’re a team and they’re doing this thing together. In the middle of the movie, something happens and she becomes harder, more like a warrior. She has to cut off some emotional attachments to be able to survive.”

Aside from the great performances, there is also the great lengths which Ridley Scott is famous for embracing, in order to achieve a brilliant movie.

He said, “I like to build sets and reproduce as much as I can because it’s there; it’s something real for the actors to work with. And ironically, it turns out to be more economic. Everything I did was more economic. I’ve watched these other films that are clocking up around the sky, which is ridiculous and I don‘t know how that happens. I think it happens through indecision and it also happens when you don‘t know what your story is, and you shoot before you have a script and you are making it up on the spot and the you digitally try and fix it afterwards and then you realize you haven’t got it, and you come back and you have to re-shoot again. We knew exactly what we wanted. Absolutely, I had it locked down.”

This definitive view of how the film would ultimately look is what separates an artistic director like Scott from others. The precision in his techniques and the confidence in his choices keep the film from being sloppy, and instead, a vivid and compelling action/horror. One choice he made was a constant source of trepidation for fans, shooting Prometheus in 3D.

“3D is absolutely right for Prometheus. It’s straight-forward and simple and it enhances the spectacle, there’s no doubt about that. And it was simple partly because of the cameraman that we used, Dariusz Wolski who was just great. I had the best time with Dariusz. He had done one 3D movie before, the last Pirates of the Caribbean film (On Stranger Tides) and I said to him ‘I think we should shoot it in 3D because this film lends itself to it.’ and he said ‘yes I agree.’ Everyone was very wary about how much extra we would throw at it because of 3D but it didn’t happen.”

The result is phenomenal, bringing together some of the most loved aspects of Scott’s previous films and presenting them in an enduringly contemporary way.

Sunday 20 January 2013

Killer Joe (2011)


“Finger-Licking Good”


Based on the play by Tracy Letts, Killer Joe is a wonderful exploration of greed, loyalty and violence.

Matthew McConaughey plays the title role of Joe Cooper, a detective who moonlights as a contract killer. Joe is hired by Chris Smith (Emile Hirsch) to kill his alcoholic, abandoning mother, after Chris learns that his mum has a fifty-thousand dollar life insurance policy, which, in the event of her death, will go to her seemingly frail daughter Dottie (Juno temple).

Chris and his amazingly useless dad Ansel (Thomas Haden Church) are unable to stump up Joe’s twenty-five-thousand dollar fee up front, so they allow Joe to keep Dottie as a retainer, until after the money is collected and Joe is paid. Joe’s interest in Dottie seems lascivious, as he robs her of her virginity, and makes himself perfectly at home in the Smith’s trailer, although becomes somewhat of the lover/father-figure she desperately needs. Dottie’s reaction is not one of pure hatred, she soon falls for “Killer” Joe’s charms, and finds herself pulled away from her family.

As Joe’s effect on the whole family, including Ansel’s new wife Sharla (Gina Gershon) becomes increasingly entrenched, we see the Smith’s pull each other apart whilst heralding Joe as some kind of superior being.

A fantastically scripted film, the story’s foundation as a play is obvious, letting these character engage so frantically as the central device of the movie. Characters are given their separate motivations, which all seem to conflict with one another, creating the havoc which escalates towards a final, brutal encounter.

Brilliant performances, in particular McConaughey who provides such a compellingly seedy character, stealing most of the scenes whilst engaging in some of the more disturbing ones (in particular a sequence between Joe and Sharla with a piece of fried chicken!).

Dark, humorous, and audaciously plotted, Killer Joe is a spectacular feat of character-driven drama.

Friday 18 January 2013

The Hunger Games (2012)




Shooting Straight

Popular books seem to be increasingly ending up as movie franchises. In recent years the likes of The Twilight Saga, the Millennium series (that’s The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo for those out of the loop), and Jason Bourne have all graced our screens, with varying degrees of success. Now, The Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins looks set for a three-film deal, and if the first instalment is anything to go by, it should be fantastic.

Jennifer Lawrence plays the film’s central character, Katniss Everdeen - a talented survivor-type, whose life amongst an impoverished district has taught her to be self-reliant, and deadly with a bow-and-arrow.

Katniss lives in District 12, in a world controlled by a centralised governing body, known as the Capitol. The Capitol controls all 12 of the districts with a harsh hand, in order to prevent any kind of uprising. One of the Capitol’s methods is to hold the annual Hunger Games - an event whereby two “tributes” from every district, one boy and one girl, must fight to the death in an arena filled with weapons, booby-traps and limited resources.

During the annual “reaping”, the process in which the tributes names are drawn for the games, Katniss’ younger sister Prim is chosen. Seeing her helpless sibling struggle to the stage, Katniss offers herself as tribute, in place of her sister.

What ensues is a violent, desperate attempt by Katniss to stay alive in the arena, whilst trying to figure out if her fellow district-12 tribute Peeta, is a enemy or ally.

An excellent story done justice by director Gary Ross - who stays fundamentally true to the plot. Minimal changes have been made, and the only substantial criticism, one that seems to follow any book-into-film adaptation, is that not enough time is given to certain events.

That being said, The Hunger Games movie is a genuinely thrilling and exciting film. Lawrence’s performance is excellent, coping with plenty of solo screen time whilst adding levels of pathos to her troubles character. The fighting is daringly violent, it could so easily have taken the path less gory, which gives the film a far more adult atmosphere.

A spectacular sci-fi/thriller, introducing audiences to what should be a spectacular show.